I Am A Werewolf

by Veronica

This is going to sound a bit random, but bear with me. I think I am a werewolf. Now don’t go freaking out by chasing or mailing silver bullets to me just yet, but here is why I think so.

For the longest time I wake up with scratches on my legs. Now the only animal in the apartment is the fish and I’m pretty sure they don’t crawl (or flip flop?) into bed and claw me at night. I also do not really have long fingernails because I’ve kept them forgot for my whole life (or at least starting at about 12 until now). The only logical explanation is that I transform at night into werewolf and run around town scaring drunken college kids and raccoons. Which sounds fun minus not being able to remember anything. I took the courtesy of photoshopping a photo of myself into a werewolf, minus the fur.

Or it’s possible I scratch my legs too much in my sleep and manage to leave marks, but you never know at least until the next full moon :P Rawr *howls at moon*


7 Responses to “I Am A Werewolf

  1. Heather says:

    Worgen!

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  2. Taylor says:

    Great photoshopping. Those teeth are killer!

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  3. Naco says:

    @ Heather Haha yeah, a worgen! ‘Cept female worgens look weird :P

    @ Taylor thanks :)

    (note to self: install reply pluging again xD)

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  4. Kelsey says:

    Hahaha, I really like those photoshopping skills too!

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  5. Elaine says:

    The photo was the first thing I saw when I went to read this post, and it looked so realistic! I thought you just had abnormally long canines :P

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  6. Panduh says:

    Rawr! I thought that was really how your teeth really are until I read further. Silly werewolf, trix are for kids!

    I personally think that I am a panda. I’m not sure why, though. It just kinda evolved. ^_^

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  7. Filthy says:

    You’re probably a werewolf, yup :) Make sure you’re satisfying your hunger or you may eat your pet fish.

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